Today's Stylist featured an advertisement for the new Samsung Galaxy Note 8, impartially illustrating the difference between books (BAD) and the e-reader on the new Samsung Galaxy Note 8 (UTTERLY AMAZEBALLS).
Not sure about you, but I'm a little worried that Samsung thinks this is reading at its "best".
Double K(DK) is being persued by vicious enemies and is injured in Souron’s sneaky trap.. He decided to go into The Darkest Forest..where even little light cannot go through..
The Darkest Forest.. traces of human, animals, even wind, but any evidence of escape cannot be found in this death place.. no one knows what exists, what can survive.. but, DK does not have any other choice
he has bleeding too much and it is a matter of time before he gets caught.
Darkness, heavy fog,, does not allow DK to see even an inch ahead..
He finally takes a step into the silent death place.. “I know this smell..I can even predict how many dead animal bodies are rotting when I walk on them.. How long can I last? I cannot get caught by Souron’s Army although I meet my death here.”
DK is lying down on his horse, his old friend, ‘Thousand’. Even Thousand’s beend shot by an arrow on his leg and back, he is protecting and sharing his heat with DK and walking into the darkness.
“A day? A week? A month?.. how long have I been in this forest?I dont know I can survive this night. You never give me up Thousand even you also have dreadful injuries. Thank you so much my friend..
But I shall stop now.. I want to meet my death. I am too weak. I cannot fight with Souron anymore.. I shall go to meet my parents..”
DK close his eyes on Thousand……then…. ‘Splash’…. ‘where am i going? how deeper will I go? It is as cold as ice but I feel easy and peace.. I am sorry Thousand but I want to meet my parents [and] it is..
[Obscured] nd Thousand are sinking into the deepest point of the [obscured] water.. and suddenly!! a bright light is forming inside of [obscured] body and it starts to cover them.
[obscured] light gets lighter and lighter and it brightens up every corner [obscured] The Darkest Forest.
[Obscured] something happens to DK and Thousand. Skin cracks with lights like a snake sheds its skin.
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‘What is this feeling? I feel as light as a feather. I feel I can cut everything with my sword. What happened to myself?”
Something also happened to Thousand. His entire wound has been healed and has two brilliant and gorgeous wings. And that is not all. He also has the most powerful and legendary Horn, Birusutal that can drill everything in the world.
Finally, DK has a power to fight with Souron. He has reformed with unavoidable body. And Thousand and Birusutal and wings. No one can be their enemy. Nothing can stop them… All of a sudden, the Darkest Forest vanished and all the trees, plants and animals will give DK more power to defeat Souron. This place has changed to the most brightest place where beyond of Souron’s power.
The Darkest Forest traces of human, animals, even wind, but any evidence of escape cannot be found in this death place and no one know what exists, what can survive. But, DK does not have any other choice, he has been bleeding too much and it is a matter of time before he gets caught.
Darkness, heavy fog does not allow DK to see even an inch ahead. He finally takes a step into the silent death place. “I know this smell. I can even predict how many dead animal bodies are rotting when I walk on them. How long can I last?”
DK is lying down on his horse, his old friend, and ‘Thousand’. Shot by arrow on his leg and on his back, he is protecting and sharing his heat with DK and walking into the darkness of the deep forest.
“A day? A week? A month? How long have I been in this forest? I don’t know if I can survive this night. I will be lucky enough see my Thousand again, with such dreadful injuries.
What next?! Oh Samsung, why must you tease us so?!