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Unexpected Reviews: 24 (Season 7)

[Jared's note: Although I'm a big fan of 24 (even the horror that was Season 6), I'm still not the biggest Bauer nut that I know. Fortunately, I scored a review from the most persnickety member of the Pornokitsch team - Mr Pickles.]

Pickles

 MWWOR.

/horks hairball the size of a Buick

MWWWWORRRR. MWEORRR. MEWOORORRR. OOOOOOOOOOOO.

/thoroughly cleans butt with tongue

MRRRRRRR. 

MWORRRR. ARRR! MWARRR! MWARRR!

/eats own body weight in chicken

MWROW.

/vomits in satisfaction

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