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Hell Here

You've surely heard by now that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Catwoman in the next Batman movie. To which Pornokitsch says: at least she'll be better than Halle Berry. Probably.

Nolan has a much better track record casting men than women.  So we're heartened to hear that he's cast Tom Hardy as Bane. If we're very good little boys and girls, Mr. Hardy might just wander off with every scene he's in, as he did with Inception. We're okay with that.

Now go home, pop your copy of Batman Returns into your DVD player, and sing along with Michelle:  six, seven; all good girls go to heaven.