Pornokitsch

Glen (@gmehn)

1. Dead Sara
2. Angelmaker
3. vim
4. bear cubs
5. headless dinosaurs.

Kaaron (@kaaronwarren):

1. Chicken
2. ground cashews
3. tandoori paste
4. yoghurt
5. onions

Lou (@LouMorgan):

1. Labyrinth
2. Pan's Labyrinth
3. Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
4. Spiderwick Chronicles
5. Dark Crystal

Adam Baker (@AdamBakerAuthor):

1. Hacksaw
2. bleach
3. rubber gloves
4. large pack of garbage bags
5. big Samsonite suitcase

James (@jpsmythe):

1. Look Back In Anger
2. Up The Hill Backwards
3. Joe The Lion
4. TVC15
5. Wild Is The Wind.

Jamie (@mithrilwisdom):

1. Lego
2. coffee
3. blogging
4. fantasy books
5. bacon.

Laura (@lorgraham):

1. cambozola
2. stilton
3. stickleton
4. wensleydale
5. feta

Chris (@CTD):

1. penumbra
2. mandrill
3. quiescence
4. plangent
5. Gore-Tex

Ian (@ian_sales):

1. tabouleh,
2. hommos
3. baba ganoosh
4. shawarma
5. baklava

Adrian (@figures):

1. Jam
2. Antelopes
3. 1970s Mego Corp Marvel Action Figures
4. A Cadbury's fudge bar
5. iOS5

Lizzie: (@alittlebriton):

1. Plums
2. kidneys
3. pugs
4. spoons
5. a shower.

Michelle (@vilutheril):

1. Snapping turtles
2. blueberries
3. trade paperbacks
4. owls
5. Andromeda Spaceways Inflight Magazine.

Gollancz (@gollancz):

1. Q-Tip
2. Talib Qweli
3. Mos Def
4. Lupe Fiasco
5. Buck 65.

Jared (@pornokitsch):

1. Double pepperoni
2. Extra cheese
3. Mushrooms
4. Oregano
5. Peppers (but not too many)

Darren (@darrengoldsmith):

1. Rubber
2. Bubbles
3. Fairy Lights
4. Doug McClure
5. Airfix

Jon (@JonCG_novelist):

1. Roquefort 
2. jade
3. pebbles
4. mountain goats
5. god

James (@j_twaton):

1. veruccas
2. blisters
3. bunions
4. warts
5. ulcers

My God It's Raining (@mygoditsraining):

1. Cameo
2. Gun
3. Mel B.
4. Korn 
5. The Boss Hoss

Elspeth (@elspethcooper):

1. Tea
2. strawberries
3. fountain pens
4. gardens
5. time

James (@jameswallis):

1. Harry
2. Hari
3. Harriet
4. Harries
5. Harrison

John (@theworrierpoet): 

1. Groucho
2. Chico
3. Harpo
4. Zeppo
5. and Gummo

Jenni (@jennivdmerwe):

1. Land of the Lost
2. Alice in wonderland
3. Flat shoes
4. Notebooks
5. Coffee

Mark (@markcn)

1. Bruichladdich
2. Chichibu
3. Ardbeg
4. Nikka
5. Springbank

Lauren (@deadlyknitshade):

1. Rabbits
2. Cheese
3. Englebert Humperdink
4. Tentacles
5. Lego

Cas (@maybekatiejane):

1. Juan cat
2. GF jam tarts
3. red trainers
4. 6music
5. wooly Dalek

Sarah (@xHelloSarahx):

1. Duct Tape
2. Deadpool
3. Dirigibles
4. Décolletage
5. Donuts.

Image of China Mieville and Plarchie via Whodunknit.