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Joey Hi-Fi's Weirdness Rodeo

Welcome to the Weirdness Rodeo - your weekly dose of wonder and strangeness, courtesy of Joey Hi-Fi. 
You can follow Joey on Twitter at @JoeyHiFi and admire his work here.

'This song makes me feel like someone just jerked off a dolphin.' The YouTube Comments Choir

'The Most Confusing News Graphic Ever'. Clip from the dark-humoured TV series "Brass Eye". Love this show. (Cheezburger)

In only 13 episodes of the 1989 Zelda cartoon series, Link says 'Excuse me, Princess' 29 TIMES! Watch the vid. (YouTube)

'The Witching Hour', an exhibition featuring Jade Klara (@jadeklara) (Alexander's Band)

Michael Bay was attacked - with an air conditioning unit - on the set of Transformers 4 in Hong Kong. (AV Club)

Vote for Doctor Who‘s ultimate villain for the 50th anniversary celebration. (BBC[Editor's note: Stephen Moffat is not an option.]

Guillermo del Toro's sketchbook collection -Cabinet of Curiosities. It's a glimpse inside his creative process. (io9)

POP QUIZ: Chuck Palahniuk or Cards Against humanity? (Buzzfeed)

C-r-e-e-p-y art installation. Wax sculpture of sleeping girl slowly melts as candles burn. (Neatorama)

Xanadu, Mikado & Wenge - '11 Colors You've Probably Never Heard Of'. I'm adding these to my colour lexicon. (Mental Floss)

'Ex-Men: Wolverine' sketch by comedian Pete Holmes. Professor X fires Wolverine. (YouTube)

Meet 'Krokodil' - the ebola of drugs. This flesh-eating drug is a mixture of codeine & gasoline or lighter fluid. (Gawker)

Stumbled upon this retro oddity. “I Can Whip Any Mechanical Robot” by Jack Dempsey (1934). Love the illustration. (Modern Mechanix)

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell TV update. Eddie Marsan! (Broadway World)

Cover reveal and Interview with @Violin_InA_Void about my cover for @louisgreenberg's Dark Windows. (Violin in a Void)

Which Star Trek Character Are You? Fantastic little quiz! I'm apparently Jean Luc Picard. Engage! (Seabreeze) [Editor's note: Kirk!]

'Breaking Bad' prequel 'Better Call Saul' will have cameos from other characters. More 'Gus' Fring please. (AV Club)

Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny (in 8-bit) (Shortlist)

Lauren Beukes on Artist Ed Young Torching Her Book: "Generous Revenge is the Best Kind" (BooksLIVE)

Nice job Ocean. Rare 18-foot serpent-like Giant Oarfish washes up in California. (Geekologie)

Japan's $7 Million Sex Museum. Features flying Superman sex. Not creepy. Not creepy at all. (Kotaku)

Yes please. Guillermo del Toro says he is working with Travis Beacham on a script for Pacific Rim 2. (Den of Geek)