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Joey Hi-Fi's Weirdness Rodeo

Welcome to the Weirdness Rodeo - your weekly dose of wonder and strangeness, courtesy of Joey Hi-Fi. 
You can follow Joey on Twitter at @JoeyHiFi and admire his work here.

“Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley performed in Klingon. (Geekosystem)

This is epic. Pete Holmes' Batman refuses to team up with Superman. "I was a BOY.. now I'm a BAAAT!". (YouTube)

Stephen Fry takes Vitaly Milonov to task over anti-"gay propaganda" law in Russia. (Gawker)

@Nnedi Okorafor joins Mahvesh Murad to talk about Who Fears Death, Lagoon & music! (89Chapters)

Istanbul's creepy mannequins #1: The Hanging Child. (via @jpsmythe)

South Africa leads the world in... *drum roll* Ostriches. (Doghouse Diaries)

Betamax's ghost! "The Most Deranged Horror VHS Cover Art." Watched Chopping Mall & Frankenhooker recently. (Flavorwire)

A restaurant entirely staffed by identical twins? The world's weirdest restaurants. (Guardian)

A replica of the magazine in John Carpenter's 1988 film, They Live, is now available (via @koobshout)

"Fist of Awesome": 8 bit style computer game. Looks like insane fun. "Time travel. Punch Bears. Save humanity." (Fist of Awesome)

"10 Internet Lies That Won't Die". (Mentalfloss)

Ooookay. Bane will be playing Elton John. (AV Club)

A cooking lesson with David Lynch. *Spoiler* He really likes quinoa. (Dangerous Minds)

Arcade Fire's new album, Reflektor, is now streaming in its entirety online. Friday listening sorted. (AV Club)

First Trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Features The Falcon! (YouTube)

One of my favourite comedians, @kumailn, takes us on tour of a Vegan Strip Club in Portland. (Casa Diablo)

"I could melt you with my mind." - Professor X (Comedian Pete Holmes fires Gambit. (Topless Robot)