The Winds of Wniterr
Automated Fanfic generator! If you're tired of waiting for The Winds of Winter, here's my algorithmically generated conclusion:
Tyrion felt really dperessed one day. She had been slitting her wrists even more then normal. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a upper class tower and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music.
But long she did not have to be depressed as Jon came in and kissed her in her special place (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And she said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts.But fortunately I like pain, as I am into that stuff. But I know you are hurt now and not in the sexy way. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.But not in the sexy way"
So Tyrion told her the whole story. She was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are monsters!"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like Sam!"
And that was a lot because Tyrion knew that Jon hated Sam because she was unbelievably stupid and fat.
But Jon took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Jon.
Tyrion openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
"Most Esteemed Tyrion said the message"
"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."
"We hope to see you soon. Most esteamly yours, dutchess!"
Oh my, said Tyrion this is rad!. But Jon was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said Tyrion
"Because there are.... rumours. Of Danaerys still being around!"
"Surely she could not come all the way to Europe!?" said Tyrion confidently because she didn't think that Danaerys could travel that far.
"Hurm," said Jon contagiously, "we just have to be careful."
And there's more where that came from! (Not sure why Tyrion is female, maybe I missed something in Dance wid Dlagons?)
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