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Cool, huh? Etsy has some neat alternatives, like this one from ColourInkStudio.

This diptych from BFoxDesigns:

This extremely cool melted crayon art from The Cat and Dragon:

 Display your loyalty on your sleeve (or lapel, whatever) with badges from The Square Penguin:

Or split the difference with this Civil War Minnie Mouse-ears headband from Princess Laura Design:

 If you're as obsessed with statement necklaces as I am, this sterling silver mark IV arc reactor necklace will probably do it for you: (Holly Presley)

Or break everyone's heart a little with these lovely Iron Man (2008) era cufflinks: (Must Have Geek)

This ring, featuring a lovely, minimalist Cap's Shield design, is totally great: (Rock Candy Collection 1)

Or just forgo subtlety entirely with this frankly awesome shield backpack:

But how about the other 500 superheroes in Captain America: Civil War? 

HERE IS THE WORLD'S CUTEST BLACK PANTHER AMIGRUMI (from Marvelousstrings)

 A Black Widow belt-buckle (from Perfect Tommy Automail) will look fabulous on you.

This Falcon keychain gives Adorbz Black Panther up there a run for his money: (Jr Pencil)

An Ant-Man party hat would make Scott Lang proud. (Fun idea: get party hats sporting designs for ALL the Avengers and then let your kids reenact Civil War!) from Unmatched Event Design:

 Be sure you're wearing your Classic Scarlet Witch headgear while you supervise, though: (Bollingshire)

 Or, if you must underplay it a bit, wear this necklace instead (FoxyFunk)

Delight in this cute li'l Vision: (Sin Studios)

If Hawkeye is your Hawkguy, then you need this t-shirt:

 You definitely will want this Spider-Man onesie in your life, for reasons that will become apparent once you see Civil War:

Layer it under your Winter Soldier hoodie: (Fannish Finds)

  I'm glad we're over the whole 'Iron Patriot' thing, Rhodie. (Frame On Displays)

 And, you know. Team Carter all the way. (Shirt: NerdLoveShop; cuff: Fandemonium Designs)

 Now that you've made yourself beautiful, what else can you do? Decorate your house, obviously! No household is complete without an Avengers garlands like this:  (Copper Marmalade)

Spice up your 9-5 by making your colleagues super jealous with your Avengers lanyard! (Rubber Duck Butt)

Get a head start on Doctor Strange later this year with a Dr Strange tutu! (RunHappy Tutus)

Finally, prepare yourself for the Infinity Wars movies with this Infinity Gauntlet bank. If you're feeling really craftsy, buy some air plants and glue them to it, because why not?