The Absolute and Definitive Ranking of DC Comics Film Adaptations
Monday, May 08, 2017
1. Batman Returns
2. Batman
3. The Batman Legos movie, probably
4. Christopher Reeves' Superman films (all of them, squodged into one big glutinous mass)
5. The Dark Knight
6. The Wonder Woman trailer? I guess?
7. Watching a blank wall for two hours (e.g. MENDOZA LINE)
8. The Adam West Batman (this is like kicking a puppy, but seriously, this film is not actually entertaining bad, it is just bad bad)
9. Suicide Squad
10. Green Lantern
11. Suicide Squad Extended Cut (more is not better)
12. Bryan Singer Superman movies
13. The post-Burton, pre-Nolan Batman movies with, like, Uma Thurman in them
14. All the Christopher Nolan Batman movies without Heath Ledger (Fun fact: the half-life of a Christopher Nolan film is actually less than its run time)
15. Getting punched like a Nazi
16. Man of Steel
17. Being broiled by heat vision
18. Superman vs Batman
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As with all lists on the internet, this is objective and final.