Pornokitsch

1. Black Panther
   
   
2. Guardians of the Galaxy
   
   
3. Thor: Ragnarok
   
   
4. Deadpool
   
   
5. Spider-Man 2: The Alfred Molina Parts Are Really Amazing
   
   
6. Blade
   
   
7. Spider-Man: Homecoming
   
   
8. Avengers
   
   
9. X-Men: loved it more 20 years ago; now find its shame about being a comic book film deeply unsatisfying
   
   
10. Iron Man 3: I mean, really, Iron Man has PTSD in this film; it's quietly revolutionary
    
    
11. Captain America 2: Slash Soldier
    
    
12. Captain America 3: Top Trumps
    
    
13. Ant Man: presence of Paul Rudd doesn't quite make up for total sidelining of female character
    
    
14. Punisher: Ray Stevenson
    
    
15. Logan
    
    
16. Guardians 2
    
    
17. Thor 2
    
    
18. Iron Man
    
    
19. Blade 3: Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey
    
    
20. Spider-Man
    
    
21. Blade 2:*sniff sniff* its a NEUROTOXIN
    
    
22. MENDOZA LINE
    
    
23. Thor
    
    
24. Iron Man 2
    
    
25. Captain America
    
    
26. The Incredible Hulk 
    
    
27. Punisher: Thomas Jane
    
    
28. X-Men 2
    
    
29. Avengers: Age of Ultron
    
    
30. Doctor Strange
    
    
31. All the other Wolverine movies, I guess? They made so many.
    
    
32. Punisher: Dolph Lundgren
    
    
33. X-Men 3
    
    
34. Any movie with the word "Fantastic" in the title
    
    
35. Amazing Spider-Man: Emma Stone is Better Than This
    
    
36. Amazing Spider-Man 2: Emma Stone is Much Better Than This
    
    
37. Spider-Man 3: WTF

We did this for DC too. You're welcome.