However much we value hacks and their hacking (and we really do!), we here at Pornokitsch also salute the great art of procrastination. Dilly-dallying and shilly-shallying, tarrying and temporizing, lollygaging and backtracking - you name it; we love it!
So in honor of NaNoWriMo we proudly present to you NaNoNoWriMo - National No Novel Writing Month: 30 Reasons Not To Write Your Novel Today.
- Introduction
- Day 1: Your Pet Cat
- Day 2: World of Warcraft
- Day 3: Just Got Dumped
- Day 4: LiveJournal Flame War
- Day 5: Blogging About Writing
- Day 6: Cleaning the Bathroom
- Day 7: NaNoWriMo Support Group
- Day 8: Worked Better in D&D
- Day 9: Ergonomics
- Day 10: My Parents
- Day 11: Porn
- Day 12: YouTube
- Day 13: Old Novel
- Day 14: Designing Cover
- Day 15: Publication Strategy
- Day 16: Glee
- Day 17: Following Neil Gaiman
- Day 18: Novel-Writing Class
- Day 19: Novel-Publishing Class
- Day 20: Weekend
- Day 21: World Re-Building
- Day 22: Day Job
- Day 23: Day Job Again
- Day 24: Query Letters
- Day 25: Social Media Time-Suck
- Day 26: Friday Night (Drunk)
- Day 27: Depressed
- Day 28: Seeking Inspiration
- Day 29: World Building Again
- Day 30: No Novel